My favorite channel is the Sci Fi channel. I think thats the best thing to happen to TV since movie previews. And cartoons. The reason why I love the sci fi channel as much as I do is because of the cheesy sci fi original movie previews they have on there. So funny. There's this one that they've been playing for this movie that they are calling......*dramatic pause* MANSQUITO!!!!! Okay, if any of you has ever heard of MST3K, and watched any of that stuff, right about now you would be rolling on the floor in laughter. I mean, these people are Serious about this movie!! The costumes are hilarious, and the acting looks like its going to be....good......(pfft, tehehe) , and I am prepping my VCR (instructions from the Lord of Darkness Himself, Jayson) for some recording action. ......lol....mansquito......anyway, its going to be on the Sci Fi channel on March 12 at 9pm eastern time. Watch it with me people, and laugh. Oh yes, laugh like nothing else matter, because for those two hours, nothing else will. (It would probably help if you had some nice alcohol, and every time there was a stupid cliche line, or every time they say mansquito, take a drink.)
Anyway, on to more important stuff. It smells of burrito in here. And thats saying something. I work in a large space, and for the smell of burrito to be this strong, thats got to be some damn good burrito. I just hope who ever is eating it isn't sitting near me. And the bad news is, the bathroom isn't that close.......nose plug ready!
So.....Jace and I are finally moved out of the old apartment......I am sad. I miss that place. We had a lot of firsts in that apartment. Our first birthdays, holidays, our one year anniversary, the beginning of my parental tribulation. (long story for some other time.) Its sad really. We were walking through the empty place saying goodbye, and it was a little difficult, but he was able to scrape my body, (that happened to be plastered to the wall) off and into the truck.
We had to go back to move out the last big thing, the weight machine, and it was a serious pain in my butt. Well, more literally, my ankle. We had to carry it down a flight of stairs, and on my end there was this flat metal plate that kept bumping into the back of my leg and ankle, and now its all bruised right there. Some crazy sh*t. crazy sh*t.
Oh, horrible light!! Someone just turned on all the lights here. nasty people. I came in at 5:05, (I was late) AM, and it was all dark in here, my eyes got used to it, and to make (what I'm going to make) a long story short, the bright light hurt the little girls eyes. blah.
I'm hungry. I didn't get breakfast this morning because I was late, and I don't want any of my edamame beans because during the course of my being at home all day yesterday with nothing to do and nothing to eat, I ate a whole bag of those things. I'm sure my stomach is full of hate for me right now, and I don't blame him, he puts up with a lot of crap from me. No pun intended, and I don't know why he's a he. It just seems right. The rest of me is all girl, believe you me, except on those nights when I'm channeling Jayson's ass, and thats ALL him. He'll know what I'm talking about, won't you baby?? (tsk tsk HAHAHA)
My co-workers must definitely think I'm a crazy loon. Sitting here in my corner giggling like a mad woman. But thats fine, thats just fine. Let them think that. It takes the wisdom of the weak and the stomach of the strong to understand me. Don't try. You won't be able to. I am a puzzle. Wrapped in an enigma. Wrapped in a vest, and it just so happens to be winter time, so isn't that a nice coincidence?
To All my Fans, I salute you! (pfffft)

Yours Truly,

The (somewhat disgusting this time around) Lady Rosemary