blondes

I don't understand, why are there more blondes on TV than brunettes?? Why are they more popular?? I mean, brunettes are pretty too. Whats the deal? And seriously, most of the blondes are bottle blondes. I have NOTHING against blondes so don't get me wrong, I think that they're cute, but really, we brunnettes would like some attention too.
Can anyone give me different characteristics between the blondes and brunettes. We can throw redheads in there too if you want. That would be fine. I'd just like to know. .... you know?
So I had a jr whopper meal an hour or so ago and then some gummy worms, oh my god, my diet is so bad. But now my stomach feels like crap man. hmmmm.......
I'm all wacky right now, not myself. (and I haven't even been drinking! - I don't drink often, just wine now and then with dinner, really good, you should try it). I'm really tired, so give me a break here.
The last couple of days have been really hard. I was in SUCH a bad mood, and it all started at KFC. You heard me right, K. F. C. It was a simple lunch trip really, all I wanted was the chicken strip meal, with the strips dipped in bbq sauce, mac and cheese, and cole slaw. The guy who took our order didn't speak hardly a word of english. I didn't get what I ordered, and the service was just.....I am so flabbergasted by it. Now, I know and love some Mexicans, but come on, if you are in the United States, you need to learn how to speak the national language. Just like in Europe, when you're a visitor, you need to know the language. *sigh* and then the rest of my day and the next sucked SO bad. I'm not saying that KFC is The Reason why, but thats where it started....
Okay, how is a little kid cussing and flipping off his friends funny? I don't get it. Sometimes I think I'm living in an alternate universe and I'm surrounded by strangers.
Someone, tell me I'm not crazy!! Pleaseeeee!!!!!!!! Either that or send me a lifeline.

yours Truly,

The Lady Rosemary