Good Morning Everyone!! I hope you all had a horrific weekend full of adventure and surprise, I know I did. My adventure and surprise was taking a nice big dump. Well no, not really. Sorry, I was channeling Jayson. (love you honey) I swear, that boy is like clockwork. Every hour, on the hour. You could set your clock by him. (and aliens live on the moon.)
So okay, I have another article I'd like you to read. Right Here . That is just sick. Really. What kind of stupid selfish SOB would do that to their own child?? Poor little thing. And think about her college education! How the hell is she going to be able to pay for college, when thanks to her mother, her credit is royally SCREWED. I guess you have to be pretty desperate to do something like that. I'm not perfect, and I know some of you might be saying, "But Lady, you're not perfect either. " I know, but I'm darn near to being, and I'd appreciate a little more respect from you....Wilbur! Yeah, you!
I have an announcement to make! *ahem* I'm going to go back to college this fall. The only problem I be having is fundage. So if any one would like to contribute to my cause, leave a comment and I'll get back to you as to where you can send your support. And my thanks and deep gratitude.
I will write more to you later, beloveds.

Yours truly,
The Lady Rosemary

just sad

okay, now this is just sad. I read the whole article and I was like WHOA! (envision Keanu Reevs' "whoa") Yeah, that was me. I was blown away. What are these people thinking?? Now I like gummy worms and bears and all that good stuff, (and yes I'm aware of what they're made out of so don't even THINK about telling me again, I STILL like them), but seriously, little flattened animals with tire treads on the back of them for children to eat?!? Thats messed up, on SO many different levels.
Listen and be quiet......did you hear that? It was the sound of my heart breaking, quite a sad sound wouldn't you say? It was breaking for the families of those gummy animals. Just think of their grief, go on think, whilst you bite into their lost ones poor, flattened tire marked body, with your savage sharp teeth. Why, you're no better than the hunter who killed Bambi's momma. bitches.
So I have to work tomorrow, but I'm hoping I can either get off early, or something. I don't relish the thought of being at work another day. People just suck man. people just suck. I swear, some people really expect me to be able to read their minds! Just because I work as a psychic....stupid heads. Madame Azalia is going to be mad, but I'll just tell her to read my mind! HA! She can't even read.*
yuck, flat soda. That stuff sucks. Just like grilled cheese sandwiches without the cheese. Those aren't so good either.
Anyway, I'll write more later bitches.

Yours Truly,
The Lady Rosemary

*If there really is a Madame Azalia out there, my deepest apologies. Don't fry my brain, please, and no bad luck.

The Trash Can

So, I'm sitting here at work, and I have a sailor song going in my brain.....must be Tura's influence, sailor lover that she is. damn her eyes.
Last night as I was falling asleep, I realized with a start that I hadn't posted to my beautiful audience. My grief was great. But my sleep was better. I woke up, hoping that it was all just a dream, but alas, it came to me as truth, that I didn't give you all even a period, or an exclamation mark. My deepest regrets and profoundest apologies.
It has come to me that I might want to post a picture or two of myself on this site. I don't have any to post at this moment, and I am wondering if I should post a recent one, a past one, or a future one. Thats right. Post a future picture that I haven't even gotten around to taking, right now. What say you??
Jace is going to start taking pictures of himself every month or so to document the progress he is making with working out and weightloss. I happen to like his belly, I think it is immensely cute, and we have a great relationship, his belly and I. We spend quality time together. But he is sooooo cute when he's all toned up, here, look here. SO hot. I probably shouldn't be putting those up. Lord knows I have a hard enough time keeping him to myself, now he's going to have cyber girlfriends, well, more anyway. bastard.
But the point that I was going to make was that, I'm thinking about doing the same thing myself. We'll have to see.
he's hot though isn't he??

Truly Yours,
The Lusty, Lady Rosemary

DAMN YOU SPELL CHECK!!!!!!

so........You know my secret. Well, NOW you know that I had a secret, and now you know it. ..... yeah....
I am a complete dork. I have to admit, I do try. I try to hide it, but I'm afriad it doesn't work.
I did a whole spellcheck thing on my blog yesterday, and it shanged everything I didn't want it to change. Stupid f*cker. I curse its name. And I spit on it. Luckily I have some paper towels here to clean it up, spits not such a nice thing on your computer screen, you know?
SO....I'm working on my body. I spent almost two hours in the gym yesterday workin out. It was nice. I feel a little lighter and tighter. I just got my athletic bathing suit today too, so after my work out today I am going to go for a bit of a swim. YAY. as you can tell I am very excited, I am also very gassy. swimming should be a hoot.
Yours Truly,
The Lady Rosemary

Presidents Day

Yesterday was and will be my only day off in two weeks, and I spent the whole day wisely. I spent money.
My roomies and I went "shopping" yesterday, I was the only one who got clothes, but Jace got a pair of sandals which is very good because he's been needing those. And I got lots of shoes! I am so excited. As a girl, I don't like shopping that much, especially when its going to cost a fortune, but I spent less than 40 dollars on four pairs of shoes. Everyone, Go To Payless!!! Good sale. And don't fault me for being so giddy about it, I hardly ever go on a shopping splurge. Its rare.
Anywho, so........While most of the US has today off for presidents day, I have to get up at 4:(f*ckin)30 in the morning. But, I don't work all day, I get off at 1:30, so then I can go home and play or sometime, and go to bed early if I can. I stay up too late I think. But I was having trouble getting to sleep last night for some reason. Don't know why, I was frickin tired, and then I got in bed, and nope, it wasn't going to happen. I was awake. dammit.
You know how sometimes you'll be typing and got will come out got? Well, that reminds me of an x-box game that I really want. Need for Speed, or any one of those awesome racing games. When Jace and I first got our x-box we rented some games and one of them was a racing game, and it was f*cking rad! I swear, I love laughing so hard my tummy muscles get all hard and start to cramp. That is so awesome. So, if anyone wants to give me a game, feel free. You'd really be giving it to Jayson, but, hey it doesn't really matter now does it?
ohmygod, I am so tired. And its only only almost 8.....drat.

Okay, I'll write more later if I can think of anything of interest to tell you. If not, get over it.

Yours Truly,
The Lady Rosemary

Is it still raining?

good grief! But, I do have good news!! The SR apartment is FINALLY cleared of crap. The only things left are the big things, and Jayson is going to get that stuff today. We're almost done!! We have lived through the trial and tribulation that was moving. We have grown, if but a little. We have learned. Our hearts have grown strong, and our minds have been driven, to where? Towards INSANITY!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! Moving was a pain in the ass!! And you'd think I'd be used to it by now, but Nope. Not so much. But THANK GOD (!) Its almost done. almost done. I think we kicked ass, and did as good a job as we could, despite whinings and complaining. Now.......I want a dog. A pug to be exact. And I will love him, and kiss him, and call him my own. My own, Mr. BIG. That will be his name. And he shall be great. The greatest Mr. BIG the world has ever known. And he will rule over all beneath him, not only in stature, but also in status. He Will Be Great!!!!! Mr. BIG The GREAT!!!
oh yes, my friends.....oh yes. Hide in terror for his wrath is great, and his fury is like a rain of fire. Beware. BEWARE!!!!!
*ehem* Yes. Anyway, so long for now, my beloved fans. I will write more to you later.

Yours Truly,
The Lady Rosemary

Good morning all! I don't really have anything to talk about so I'm just going to sit here and stare until someone starts up a conversation. .......................................

Foood

mmmmm, there is a puddle of sticky drool at my feet right now. I was looking at the foodtv.com site, and goodness! They have some weonderfully horrible recipes for chicken and beef and shrimp. I cannot wait to try the recipes! Speaking of cooking, I made cookies last night, and they were not at all up to par with my regular perfection cookie status. I think it was because the rack was on the wrong setting, but by then it was too late, the majority of the cookies were ruined. They were chocolatechip cookies, with peanut butter chips as well as the chocolate chips, I haven't had one, and I don't think I want one. Its so depressing when cookies don't turn out right....*sigh*......Its like spiting on the American image of a grandmother feeding her grandkids cookies. I spit on that grandmother when I ruined those cookies! Oh God! What have I become?! That I would spit on her....!!!!!!! Damn my eyes!

Anyway, the new apartment.......yeah. Its nice. I like the apartment, but there's no hominess to it. there is no love in it. I mean, its got a lot of stuff, butit doesn't really feel like a home. I hope that will change, but unless some attitudes start changing, (they're not necessarily bad, just aloof), I doubt that it will. Change, I mean.
But, on a lighter note, which would hit the ground first, a 1 lb bag of feathers or a 1lb bowling ball??
good dinner tonight, you're all invited!!! But you have to sit outside, and bring your own plates, and for that matter, bring your own food too. But you can still come.

Yours truly,
The Lady Rosemary

Ugly, Ugly Rain!!!

I like to jump in puddles. I really do. When I was working as a bagger, I had to go round up carts in the rain and I loved it! I loved getting soaking wet. The only part about it I didn't like, was having to work in wet clothes, (especially socks) which is really the only drawback; that and possibly getting sick. But I loved it!
I'm grown up now, that whole year that passed between then and now has really worked some hellish wonders. I don't go puddle jumping anymore. I don't just walk in the rain. Its not practical. *sigh* I'm a f*cking grown up, man....this sucks.
I say, if you're a grown up, don't forget your childhood. Go, jump in the puddles, draw yourself a bath and splash that water. Go out and play games like tag, and hide-and-seek. Tire yourself out running around, not doing chores or excersising, run and PLAY!!! Thats the best excersise, and its FUN!! Get your kids, or your neices or nephews, get hooked up with Big Brother or Sister Organizations! Go PLAY!!!!
Follow me as I run and jump in puddles, get soaked to the bone and collaps in a heap on the living room floor.
Lets go, right now! up, UP and AWAY!!!!!

Today is what?......I can't hear you! Valentines Day?? No.

ugh!!! This sucks! I am so tired. Sorry to bother you with my woes, but people, feel my pain!! If only for a moment. I think I ended up getting to sleep at like 10:45pm and then waking up at 4:15....am......ohmygod, I am so tired. But its okay. I'm getting some good hours this week, and that means a nice paycheck, and that means I'm Rolling in the dough.
actually, not really. I can't afford to "roll in the dough". And besides, I'd probably fall asleep in it at this point and then end up drooling all over it, and that would not only be digusting, you know what they say about money. About how handling it is like wiping the inside of a toilet bowl. ....You never know where its been . Give me new money anyday! No really, give me new money. Soon if possible.
So.....today's the big "V" day huh? Good day to go out and find yourself a girlfriend/boyrfriend, OR if you are anything like I was at age 15- a box of kleenex and loads of chocolate. Doesn't matter what kind, m&m's are good though. Especially just the chocolate ones. At least today. mmmmm.........good stuff. I'm accepting donations, if you would like to send me chocolate, post a comment, and I'll get back to you and to where you can send them.
OH! I knew there was something I wanted to address. I got cable. Direct-Tv to be exact. And I LOVE it! Its very interesting. Lots of channels, half of which I don't/can't get, the rest spaced far apart, but I get groovy music channels. I am so excited, now, when I'm at home, by myself or otherwise, I can flip on that channel and groove. In my underwear!! Rock on. I like that. Its a good thing to do, grooving in your underwear. Its very freeing. If you're feeling stressed, put on some Michael Jackson, or Prince strip down until its just you in your underwear and groooove baby. I don't care where you are, it feels good. oooohhh yeeaaaahhh.
But if you get sacked, don't blame me, just strip down again and groove, that'll teach em.
So yeah, cable. Its a good thing. I also heard this morning that our DSL was hooked up. Also a good thing, DSL. I highly recommend it. Especially if you're going to be coming to see me, in all my pink and fuscia glory!
I'll write more later, I'm pooped.

Truly yours,

The Lady Rosemary

ps- this is a cute site

I don't know what to post... I had something...but then I lost it.
Had it... lost it. had it... lost it. Aw jeez, the story of my life.
And you, you lady who yelled at me while I was playing my crappy little guitar, and singing my heart out by the lake, yeah you. You can shove a plunger up your butt.... butt plunger.
Its NOT private property, I don't care what the sign says. If it was private, why didn't you put it somewhere no one would find it?? stupidface.
ruiner of dreams. All so you could "get some sleep" suuuuuure........
whatever, I'm over it.

Oh mygod. Some people just won't SHUT UP long enough for me to help them. Ugh, that pisses me off.
You know when someone calls to ask you a question, or calls for help with something, and they would rather tell you how they think you do it, rather than shutting the F*ck up long enough for you to explain? I swear! Those people are the people that annoy me the most. Not the people with the attitude, I can deal with them, no, its the nice people who won't SHUT THE F*CK UP! eeeerrrggg!!!!
Anyway, I did something I shouldn't have last night. Hold on, I'll tell you about it - So, we're moving in to this new place right? Well, we still don't have most of the stuff we need, like a can opener, or a bottle opener. We bought a bottle of wine and some garlic bread to go with our dinner last night, and we had to borrow a bottle opener from The Mom, but we had no way of getting the weird ass cork back into the wine bottle after we got it out so, being the avid wine lovers we are, we decided that we couldn't let a good wine go to waste. We drank the whole bottle. But hey, there were three of us, and I only had two glasses, and 2nd time wine isn't as good as when you first open it. Have you ever noticed that? Well, then we decided, after dessert (of course), that we would like some beer to go with out MST3K. .............. the rest, is history. And now, at 6 f*cking 47 in the morning, I have a bit of a headache. But thats nothing. I had to be up at 4, for some god awful reason, no one but the devil knows, because I had to be at work at 5. ... AM ....
pity me, I require your pity. Or, you know what, forgoe the pity, bring me a damn cup of coffee. non fat lattee with an extra shot and 4 raw sugars, even better if its not Starbucks. oh, and not Peets either, I got Messed Up last time I had a cup of their coffee. I was literally bouncing off the walls. Feet first. It was crazy good, but I think it would be too much right now.
But, at least I get off at 11 today instead of working a full 8 hours, which I wouldn't mind, I might stay, but then I might just go home. Thank God I don't have to work tomorrow. I get to SLEEP IN!!!! But then we have to finish up unpacking, and all that nonsense. Man.....I can't wait until we're done.

I'll write more later.
yours truly,
The Lady Rosemary

Too Bad its Not Raining

I'm feeling very benevolent this morning, which as anyone who knows me will tell you, is very odd. For some reason, this whole blogging thing has covered my blues in rose colored glasses and I am floating on a cloud of pesticides. Its quite lovely really. I've gotten through some calls with.....mmm, bitchy, shall we say, customers, and I have come forth unscathed, and with an attitude of goodwill toward all.
I will update you if my situation changes, or I may not, it all depends on what my mood may be, and I don't want to flood you with information. Unless of course you ask for it, and even then, you will have to be on your hands and knees, kissing my feet before I will give you an answer.
Truly yours, The Lady Rosemary

Glorious Day

This is my very first post, and as my name might lead some to believe, this WILL NOT be a lady like site. If you want that, keep going down the hall and to your right that should be the place for you. But if you want just The Lady,au natural, then this is the place for you. But first, before we begin, a history lesson, (and maybe a few classes in grammar). My other half, The Dis-Honorable Jijnelsnaps, drew my attention to the world of blogging, and I must say that my first attempts at stepping out on my own, and braving this new world were pitiful. Then I met the Blue Eyed Infidel, and a few others, and I fell madly and deeply in love. I am in serious doubt that I will ever rise to the popularity that they have been brought to, but the least I can do is follow in their footsteps as I sit at their feet. Which doesn't make any bit of sense, but if you were looking for sense, go down the same hallway as before, but make a left hand turn. That should be the place. No, wait, maybe a left and then a right........I can't remember, its been a while since I was down that way.

The great thing about this site is that now, when I'm at work, I can put down my thoughts in the quiet time. Between phone calls. Sometimes being few and far between, and others, meh, not so much. Sometimes that damn phone won't stop ringing, but hey, that's what I do.

So, signing off- This is The Lady Rosemary leaving you with one final thought:
If you don't steal the nuts from a squirrel, they won't plan aerial attacks on you at midnight.